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This is a fantasy! Women are lovable persons and I would do anything to make them happy. I am a vegetarian myself.
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Cannibal Cruise. Chapter 7.
"Ah, It is good to be back home again!"
"But what fun at 'Le Chatte flambée'!"
"How wild dear Chantal and Virginie!"
"That greedy cannibal, Virginie, sucked my nuts dry in three slurps. I could not swallow her juices fast enough! Heavenly 69, Mon Dieu!"
"Chantal, a veritable diablesse! Completely exhausted us. N'est-ce pas Justine?"
"Oui, ma soeur. Oh la la, what a wicked tongue!"
"That's what surviving a lottery does to a girl! Pity about Chloe. But she was just great!"
"Good sport. A fine, plucky lady. My word!"
"Could not help enjoying her 'Godessification'. Boobs bigger than mine, what voluptuous girl flesh! Turned out delicious too!"
"Delicious is not enough, Betty. Sublime, divine, exquisite,..."
"I got off hearing Cèline's screams. Did you see her face, cross eyes looking at her pumped out titties? Such fun!"
"I thought the Indonesian virgin had been your favourite, dear. Such delicious clenching of your cunny on my old fellow. Jolly fantastic!"
"Oh that too, John. Such artistic, slow slicing of her buttocks and breasts! And I did love her final, sudden impalement, spit tip coming out of her ruined chest. Chef Nicole has a gift for wicked entertainment."
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"Lemonade by the swimming pool, capital idea!"
"Cool drinks, Juliette, Justine how nice. Thank you!"
"Finished cleaning, Mistress..."
"Salads ready in the fridge for dinner... Can we hear about 'Ambrosia' and the 'Yoni Bagh', Mistress?"
"Oui, oui, please! About 'gourmet holidays and having fun with firm breasted, eminently edible, delicately flavoured Indian beauties'!"
"Yes, my naughty, cannibal angels, stay with us. Betty, we are all salivating just thinking of your wicked schemes. Please do go on with your story."
"All right, I'll tell you about Ambrosia cruises."
"Our 'Yoni Bagh', carrying a select group of delicious, beautiful Indian girls and an all vegetarian, male crew -except for Captain, first officer (Jessy and yours truly) and cannibal kitchen staff- will leave Bombay four times every year to sail along the Red sea, through Suez canal and along European coasts -stopping at selected ports: Iraklion, Siracusa, Sorrento, Rome, Monte Carlo, Marseille, Barcelona, Mallorca, Malaga, occasionally also Funchal in Madeira- to return, leisurely, back to Bombay the same way."
"All vegetarian, male crew. Good heavens!"
"Yes, nothing is too good for our dear Indian girls. A crew of handsome, strong, lusty studs. The best male sailors India can offer... and generously paid too. Betty's idea. Vegetarians simplify provisioning no end!"
"Thank you Jessica, dear. 'Yoni Bagh' has two kitchens: Vegetarian and cannibal, both ruled by expert Chefs.
Vegetarian kitchen to prepare exquisite delicacies for crew and Indian girls.
Cannibal kitchen to cook for officers, cannibal Indian girls -if any- and kitchen staff. Also to provide service for all cannibal feasts and orgies taking place aboard."
"Does it mean you use high quality girls to feed kitchen staff?"
"Of course not! Our delectable Indian girls only attend lotteries for luxury cannibal feasts and orgies. Girls for everyday meals are cheaply bought along the way: Aden, Cairo, Casablanca, ... Even if vegetarian, Indian girls are quite wild! Back in Aden they begged us to let them execute two girls we had just bought. Such fun! What a wicked, naughty..."
"Jessica!"
"Sorry Betty, I got carried away. Do go on."
"We are not telling it right. I better start with the girl selection campaign in India."
"'Ambrosia cruises' offers an 'once in a lifetime' experience to courageous, charming, pretty Indian girls. A two month cruise along the Red and Mediterranean seas, sumptuous lodgings and exciting entertainment -aboard and on land- the very best in vegetarian and cannibal cuisine... all shared with an extremely lustful, all male crew. Add a chance to appease unfulfilled ardours by participating in cannibal lotteries, and the possibility of becoming very rich, and the offer becomes irresistible.
Thousands of girls swamped our offices as soon as we started advertising. All eager to sign a 'multiple lottery contract' and be included in the 'Yoni Bagh' maiden cruise."
"That 'multiple lottery contract' must be the key to the whole project. N'est-ce pas Betty?"
"You are sharp Pierre! Yes, a nice piece of paperwork. I have had to explain it so many times to enthusiastic Indian girls that I know it by heart. Here it goes once more:
'Ambrosia cruises' fixes, every year, what we call the GirlPrice, that is the amount we pay for every girl selected in lotteries aboard.
For a given two month cruise the prize to be shared among surviving girls is the total price of all the girls selected in lotteries:
TotalPrize=NumberOfSelectedGirls x GirlPrice.
Each time a girl participates in a lottery, her probability of being selected is calculated.
Examples:
a) 10 girls lottery, 1 selected; Probability=1/10=0.1.
b) 25 girls lottery, 3 selected (At once, not one after another); Probability=3/25=0.12.
A computer aboard stores, and displays for all to see, the sum of probabilities accumulated by each surviving girl in lotteries attended -her RiskCount. After participating in example lotteries 'a' and 'b', a surviving girl would have accumulated a RiskCount of 0.22.
According to her contract, a girl can be included in a lottery as long as her RiskCount is lower than 0.5. Once over 0.5 she can refuse participation or accept, and increase her RiskCount.
At the end of the cruise, TotalPrize is shared according to each girl's RiskCount. In an hypothetical case in which all survivors have 0.5 RiskCounts, each girl has survived 50% odds of being eaten and receives 1 GirlPrice as prize or bonus."
"Not much for the risk. Poor gals!"
"Not so, John. A GirlPrice is about one third of what an expensive Dolcett club has to invest in lottery prizes to obtain a high class girl in Europe. And that is an enormous amount in India, enough to set you up for life. And you have to take in account how wild Indian girls are. Sometimes I wonder if they would not do it for free, just for the excitement..."
"Where is the profit, Betty cherie? You charge 'Dolcett World Cruise Lines' a GirlPrice per girl consumed -one third of what 'DWCL' has been paying to clubs up to now. You pay the same amount to each surviving girl and then all the other costs, insurance, crew, fuel, ..."
"You are right Pierre. We pay surviving girls a little less than what we get from 'DWCL' but the difference would not pay for all the expenses. There is a twist to our business..."
"We carry extra girls. My Betty's idea!"
"Don't be modest, dearest Jessy, you had a lot of bright ideas too!"
"No, you, darling you. You are my brainy, sexy angel and I adore you!"
"You are my inspiration. Oh, how I love you Jessy, my cute, darling captain!"
"Hold me tight Bubblyboobs."
"My sweet Juicypuss... Oh, what bliss!"
"Sally, John, have you seen our backyard garden? I'll show you. Lovely flowers this time of the year. Juliette, Justine, you come with us too."
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"Yes, we carry extra girls."
"After providing quite a few feasts and orgies for 'DWCL friendly' Dolcett clubs, there should remain aboard the 'Yoni Bagh' enough Indian girls to select, in lotteries, twelve extremely high class, extra girls."
"Pardon Jessica, Pourquoi 'extremely high class'?"
"There is a little trick. We select who attends which lottery and are careful to reserve the best girls for the last lotteries. It is all legal and fair, all girls have the same survival odds. You tell them Betty."
"Yes before the 'Yoni Bagh' starts the trip back to Bombay all girls with RiskCount 0.5 or higher -those who have already survived the trip- are flown home with their prizes, leaving aboard a very select group of Indian girls. As Jessy advanced, these girls have been carefully selected from the start and kept from attending lotteries in the first leg of the cruise. They are not only chosen for their beauty, ideally they should be clever, witty, sexy and full of lusty mischief. Most cannibal Indian girls in the original group are bound to belong to this special subgroup.
We have spread the word amongst the most expensive, sophisticated, European Dolcett clubs that the 'Yoni Bagh' is available for extremely luxurious gourmet cruises with unconventional, artistic and imaginative onboard entertainment and exceptionally exquisite Indian girls as main subjects of our Chefs' superb ability."
"Ohhh!"
"Terrific. My word!"
"Oh la la. 'Unconventional, artistic, imaginative'. That is quite a promise!"
"Yes Pierre, I admit to being a little nervous but don't forget Jessy and I have had some practice aboard the 'Merideth'."
"Do you remember the Inanna underground cannibals from the Marquesas Sammy? They have shown us some videos where they have fun with their new South American sisters -swapped aboard the 'Merideth'. Just re-enacting some of their wicked activities at 'surprise garden barbecues' would keep us busy for several cruises!"
"And we have learnt a trick or two from the Dolcett clubs we have already entertained. Why, some of them had very definite ideas on how to perform exciting executions and brought such clever implements aboard..."
"Already entertained?"
"Yes, our cruiser has entertained several 'DWCL friendly' Dolcett clubs -most satisfactorily I am proud to say- while completing the first leg of her maiden cruise. Fifty surviving girls have already flown back home with their prizes. A group of thirty beautiful, lusty Indian girls and a dozen chosen houries, bought in Casablanca for entertainment purposes, await new, paying passengers."
"The 'Yoni Bagh' is currently docked in Marseille. Betty and I have been able to accept your kind invitation because the 'Sado-Epicurean society', our esteemed customers, won't arrive in Marseille until the day after tomorrow.
As I said before, you are all invited aboard."
"Jolly good! Jolly good!"
"Betty dear, have you considered the entertainment value of a sexy, slow impalement?"
"But of course Sally. It is an all times favourite. And I know of quite a few naughty variations..."
"Houries love enculer n'est-ce pas?"
"Oh wonderful! It will be as in the good old times aboard the 'Merideth'!"
"Juliette, Justine. What's the matter? The cat... I mean the cannibal got your tongues?"
"Do you mean... We... Mistress Jessica?"
"But of course my angels. You too are coming with us."
"Ahhhhh! We are going! We are goiiiiiing!"
"When? When? Now, please. Now, now! Let's go. Let's go!"
"Yes, yes! We may be on time for a lovely execution! I have never seen a Houri-whatever done in before!"
Girls, girls. Let go of us! We can not go out like this. Juliette, bring down some clothes, there is a good girl!"
"Yahoooo! Yupeee! We go houri-roasting!"
"Well hung, stud sailors. Hoooraay!"
Cannibal Cruise. Chapter 7. End.
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